Where the Testimonials Should Be
This is where happy clients are supposed to say things like:
“They changed my business.”
“My website went from zero to ‘take my money.’”
“I cried tears of joy when I saw the homepage animation.”
But guess what?
We just launched. We’ve built websites before, just not under this brand yet.
So no, we don’t have any testimonials yet.
Not because we suck, but because you’re about to be one of the first smart people to hire us and experience what the hype will eventually be about.
Be the First Person Quoted Here
We’re offering 25% off for the first 4 clients, not because we’re desperate, but because we want our first set of testimonials to be so good they make other agencies uncomfortable.
- You get a great deal.
- We get a reason to brag.
- Everyone wins.
This is what they had to say
Nobody likes to be told their online presence sucks. But our clients? They came to us with broken links, pixelated logos, and homepage trauma… And they left with websites that actually f**ing work.*
hey literally said: ‘Your business looks unserious, bro.’ I thought they were joking. They weren’t. But they backed it up with an insane rebuild. My traffic’s up, bounce rate is down, and my leads doubled last month.
Online Course Creator
This is your sign.
Stop managing your business like a joke.
Whether you’re selling clothes, coaching clients, fixing roofs, or launching the next AirBnB, we’ll make sure your online presence isn’t the punchline.
- Starter site: $400
- eCommerce: $1,200
- Advanced: $750
- Monthly care: $70 (optional, but wise)
