Privacy Policy
Welcome to Build That F*ing Website (also known as BTFW). If you’re here, either you love reading fine print (weird flex) or you're trying to figure out if we’re legally allowed to drag your startup out of the design-hell ditch it’s stuck in. Spoiler: we are. But let’s break this down properly.
By Using This Site, You Agree to Stop Overthinking
If you’re here, you’re either trying to build a site, stalk us, or figure out if we’re legit. Either way, by using this site, you’re agreeing to be cool, meaning you won’t copy, abuse, hack, or try to act like this is your agency when it’s not. Don’t be weird.
Our Content Is Ours. Don’t Swipe It.
Unless we said otherwise (which we didn’t), everything on this site, words, images, code, memes, attitude, is ours. Don’t repurpose our stuff and slap your logo on it. That’s lazy, illegal, and honestly embarrassing.
We Don’t Promise Unicorns
We promise to do our damn best, not miracles. If your site doesn’t hit $10K MRR by week 3, maybe your product sucks. Or maybe you just need better copy. Either way, we build things that function, not fantasies. You want unicorns? Try Silicon Valley.
Payments Are Final (Because Rent Is Due)
We don’t do endless revisions, back-and-forths, or scope creep disguised as “one small tweak.” You pay for a clear deliverable, we deliver it. No refunds unless you paid by accident, and even then, we’ll think about it.
Respect the Timeline or Go Build It Yourself
We move fast and expect you to do the same. We need feedback, content, and logins, not ghosting. If you go silent for 7 days, we’ll assume you eloped with another agency, and your project will be paused indefinitely.
Privacy Policy (In Short: We Don’t Sell Your Info)
We collect only what we need to make your site happen: name, email, project details, your domain regrets, etc. We don’t sell or rent your data. We’re too busy building stuff.
We Can Update These Terms Whenever the Hell We Want
Yeah, we said it. Life changes, tech changes, and sometimes legal things need to get tighter. If we change something major, we’ll let you know. Otherwise, check back here when you’re bored.
Need to Contact Us?
You can email us or fill out the form on the Contact page. We’re human, we reply. But if you’re here to argue about a $50 deposit, maybe reconsider your whole business plan.
If It Gets Legal
We hope it never does, but if it does, this site and your use of it fall under the laws of Nigeria, and any dispute will be handled in that jurisdiction. Basically: don’t sue us, and we won’t sue you.
Final Word
We’re not your therapist, babysitter, or branding god. We’re your partner in getting your business online, fast, clean, and conversion-ready. You bring the hustle, we bring the structure.
So if you’re ready to stop tweaking mood boards and start shipping, let’s f***ing build.