Privacy Policy
This is not one of those Nigerian websites that collect your data, ghost you, and then suddenly start selling crypto investments. Nope. We're different. We don't play with people’s trust — we value it, protect it, and we guard your privacy like jollof rice at a Yoruba party.
Who we are
We’re a team of Nigerians who hate being stereotyped as much as you hate spam emails. We run this site to fund classrooms, not chaos.
We’re creatives, marketers, and doers who believe in transparency, education, and giving more value than we charge for. Some of us even have 5-star Upwork reviews, we’ll link them later so you know we’re legit.
What data we collect
We only collect the basics:
- Your name (if you give it)
- Your email (when you contact or donate)
- Donation/payment info (handled by real processors, not “DM for details”)
- Your browser info (for analytics, not stalking)
We don’t collect:
SSN, NIN, BVN, account PINs, mother’s maiden name, or anything FBI or EFCC-worthy.
Why we collect it
We use your info to:
- Respond to you like responsible humans
- Send project updates if you subscribe
- Process your payments securely
- Improve how the site works
That’s it. No WhatsApp or Telegram “investment” links. No midnight debit alerts. Promise.
How we protect your info
We take your security seriously:
- SSL encryption protects all communication on this website
- Payment processing is done via trusted third parties like Paystack, Flutterwave, or Stripe
- Access to your information is restricted to our core team and never sold or rented
Who we share your info with
Your data stays with us and a few trusted tools:
- Google Analytics (so we know what pages people read)
- Mailchimp or ConvertKit (to send newsletters, zero jazz)
- Paystack, Stripe, Flutterwave (to receive funds legally, not suspiciously)
We don’t share, rent, or sell your data. Even if someone offers us 2 million in Bitcoin and a goat.
Cookies (not the sweet kind)
Yes, we use cookies, not the one you dip in tea, to:
- Remember your preferences
- Help the site load faster
- Avoid sending you the same pop-up 74 times
You can block cookies. That’s fine. But don’t come back complaining that the site is slow.
Children’s privacy
If you’re under 13, this site isn’t for you. Go play, read a book, or do your homework.
We don’t knowingly collect data from kids. If we did by mistake, we’ll delete it faster than a spam text from “Wells Fargo Bank”.
Your rights
Depending on your country, you can:
- Ask what data we have
- Tell us to delete it
- Unsubscribe anytime
- Or just say hi, we like that too
Contact us at hello@buildthatfuckingwebsite.com. A real human will respond (with sense).
Changes to this policy
If we ever change this policy, we’ll update the date above and shout about it in our newsletter (if you’re subscribed). No sneaky ninja edits here.
Talk to a human
Questions? Concerns? Something’s not clear?
Email us directly at hello@buildthatfuckingwebsite.com, a real human will respond.
We’re here to do honest work, deliver great service, and make a lasting impact, not mess around with your data.
Thanks for trusting us.