Donation Agreement
So… you want to donate? Look at you, generous, glorious, and maybe slightly unhinged (in a good way). Before you throw money at us like we’re strippers at a code party, let’s be clear on what’s going down.
What Is This Donation Even For?
You’re not buying stock. You’re not investing in our next unicorn startup. You’re not entitled to make decisions. You’re just helping us help more businesses stop procrastinating and build that f*ing website. Your donation supports:
- Free tools and resources for broke geniuses.
- Educational content for creative rebels.
- The occasional Red Bull and server bill (we’re still human, unfortunately).
This is a donation. Not a transaction. Not a barter. No refunds. No returns. No “where’s my ROI” emails.
What You Get in Return
Absolutely nothing. Well, except:
- Our undying respect.
- A virtual middle finger to those who overcharge for basic web services.
- And possibly a shoutout if we like your name or you donate something spicy (like $1,000 and a meme).
But let’s be clear: You get no equity, no board seat, no say in our next typeface or logo redesign. You’re not buying influence. This isn’t politics.
Taxes & Receipts
We’re not a registered non-profit (yet). So don’t expect a fancy tax-deductible certificate. If you need to show your accountant proof, you can screenshot this page and tell them it was an act of chaotic generosity.
We Reserve the Right to Spend It How We Want
Yes, your donation might be used to:
- Build a kickass template.
- Buy a new mic for tutorials.
- Pay freelancers.
- Or fix our founder’s cracked laptop screen (tragic but true story).
We promise not to waste it on crypto or NFTs. Probably.
Final Word: Don’t Be Weird About It
Once you donate, that’s it. You don’t get to micromanage how we use the funds. You don’t get special treatment. You’re awesome, but you’re not that awesome. Unless you are, in which case, message us. We might name something after you.
Thanks for backing BTFW. You're now part of the rebellion.
Now get back to building that f*ing website.**