We’re just a bunch of freelancers tired of hissing at terrible business pages
- We didn’t set out to build some fancy agency.
- We’re not wearing suits.
- We’re not here to give you the “digital transformation” pitch.
- We just hate seeing good businesses look unserious online.
If you’ve ever hissed at an Instagram post that said “DM for price” or seen someone trying to sell real estate through WhatsApp status updates...
Yeah. That’s us. We’re the ones in the group chat dragging them.
Why we built this?
We’ve been helping people build websites for years; quietly, no noise. But we kept seeing businesses with potential sabotaging themselves with weak online presence, half-baked branding, and “link in bio” nonsense.
This site is our protest.
It’s our roast.
It’s our way of telling you:
You deserve better — and so do your customers.
What we believe
- Every business, no matter how small, deserves a real online home.
- Social media ≠ credibility.
- A website isn’t a luxury, it’s a bare minimum.
- If you sell, serve, or want to grow, you need to show up like you mean it.
- You can be funny, bold, weird, or raw, just don’t be invisible.
Who’s behind this?
We’re a lean, angry, and very talented crew:
3 WordPress Developers
Can build fast, clean, scalable websites in their sleep.
4 Content Writers
Real writers. Not robots. No AI fluff. Just human brains and sharp words.
2 Shopify Store Designers
Masters at turning bland product pages into irresistible shopping experiences that convert.
2 Graphic Designers
Who can turn even your confusing brand idea into something your customers won’t squint at.
1 Video Editor
Can cut, slice, and animate your story into videos that people actually watch till the end.
2 PHP Developers
For the complex stuff that needs logic and muscle.
The gang that’s tired of watching you embarrass your business
Together, we form a tight unit of talented, slightly irritated creatives who want to see better websites, starting with yours.
Unimke Abana
Project Manager
Abigail
Social Media Manager
Enare Ekorr
Content Writer
Ibro Salako
Graphic Designer
No Cap. Just Execution.
We’re not here to beg you to take your business seriously. We’re here to mock you into doing it, and then build the damn website that proves you’re not playing around.
Because your business deserves more than:
- a sketchy Canva logo,
- a pixelated Instagram highlight,
- and a “Text me for more info” caption.
Let’s fix it.
Let’s build that fucking website.