Your business is shit without a website.

And we mean that in the most helpful disrespectful way possible.

If your business is just a logo, a phone number, and some shaky WhatsApp broadcast messages, you're not building a brand, you're begging. And the internet can smell it.

or keep embarrassing yourself.

According to GE Capital Retail Bank, 91% of people visit a website before making a purchase. This means your website is often the first impression customers have of your brand. If it's outdated, hard to navigate, or doesn't clearly show what you offer, you could be losing sales before the conversation even starts.

Verisign reports that 30% of people say they won’t buy from a business without a website. That's nearly one-third of potential customers you could be losing instantly.

According to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, small businesses with websites earn twice as much revenue per employee compared to those without one. A website doesn't just make your business visible, it makes it more efficient. It works around the clock, attracting new customers, answering questions, and closing sales without extra staffing costs.

The brutal truth

No website = No credibility + no Google results + no trust.

You’re still posting “DM me” under comments like it’s 2014.
You’re sending random payment links in DMs and calling it “eCommerce.”
You’re out here running a full business on platforms you don’t even own.

You don’t need more hustle, you need presence.

Excuses are for unpaid entrepreneurs

“I’m not ready yet.”
“I don’t have time.”
“I’m still figuring out my brand colors.”

Shut it.

You'll spend $400 on that "business retreat" in Tulum, but not on the one thing your customers actually care about?

Still scrolling with no website? Bold.

Social media is not your headquarters

You don't own any of it.

One false flag and you're de-platformed. For life.

Meanwhile, your competitors with websites are ranking on Google, collecting emails, running actual marketing funnels, and looking legit.

But sure… post another "New drops! DM to order!" story.

Every day you delay = lost sales

Here's what you're missing:

Still waiting for the right time?
This is the right time. Right now. Right here.
For just $400, we’ll build you a clean, mobile-friendly, lead-ready website.
No excuses. No stress. No BS.

How it works

1. You fill out a quick form

Tell us what you do and what your website needs to say.

2. We build your website in 7 days or less

Fully responsive, clean design, optimized to convert.

3. You go from "DM me" to "visit my website"

Finally.

It’s not rocket science. It’s just good business.

PRICING

Choose your level of seriousness

We don’t do “inbox for price.” This is not a barbershop.
Here’s what it costs to stop being a joke online.

Starter Website — $450

Perfect for service providers, consultants, content creators, and small businesses who just need to exist like real adults.

1–5 Pages (Home, About, Contact, Services, etc.)
Contact Form, Social Links, Google Map
Built with WordPress + Elementor/Bricks
Mobile-optimized, fast, and doesn’t look like it was built in 2012
FREE domain for 1 year
FREE hosting for 1 year with Hostinger

You'll look legit. You'll sleep better. You might even start making real money.

Advanced Website — $850

For platforms that need custom post types, filtering, memberships, or portals.

eCommerce Website — $1,200

For people who want to sell online and stop posting "DM for price."

Product catalog with categories
Cart, checkout, payment gateway integration
Built with WooCommerce or SureCart
Order tracking + customer email automation
FREE domain for 1 year
FREE hosting for 1 year with Hostinger

Yes, it costs more. Because it's more work. Duh.

Big Startup Dreams? Custom Code?

Look, we could build your revolutionary unicorn startup MVP from scratch…
But we have real lives and real clients. We’ll connect you to devs who love that stuff.

We don’t code from scratch anymore. We also don’t use that drag-and-drop AI mess you saw on YouTube.

What we use works, and it works fast.

Our stack

No, we’re not coding from scratch like it’s 2009.

And no, we’re not using AI website builders that crash when you blink.

We build real websites with tools that don’t break, don’t confuse, and don’t make us want to jump off a roof.

Here’s what we use:

WordPress – Because it’s powerful, scalable, and not going anywhere

WooCommerce or SureCart – For selling like a boss

Elementor or Bricks – Drag-and-drop builders with brains

JetEngine – For advanced stuff like job boards, booking sites, portals

You can even manage it yourself after we’re done.
If you can post on Facebook, you can edit your site.

This is your sign.

Stop managing your business like a joke.

Whether you're selling clothes, coaching clients, fixing roofs, or launching the next AirBnB, we'll make sure your online presence isn't the punchline.

I'm done embarrassing myself—